"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future! "
Jeremiah 29:11

Sunday, March 13, 2011

HYMNS

Do you know your hymns?








Dentist's Hymn........................Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn........................The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.........................Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn..................Standing on the Promises
Optometrist's Hymn................Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn......................Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn................Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn....................Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn....He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
45mph....................God Will Take Care of You
65mph....................Nearer My God To Thee
85mph....................This World Is Not My Home
95mph....................Lord, I'm Coming Home
100mph..................Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

Thank you for sharing this with me, Andrea, so that I could share this with others as well!

4 comments:

Pat said...

Thanks for the smiles, and i am thinking this might be a fun game at a ladies meeting at our church too. Thanks for sharing....

Laura of Harvest Lane said...

I just played this with my kids. We all laughed heartily.

Back to school with smiles on our faces.
Thanks!

Laura

Autumn Mist said...

These are brilliant, I've just read them out to hubby, thanks for sharing.

Kimberly said...

Just coughed a drink all over my laptop...
THANKS!!! (those are GREAT!) paper towel search now...